The universe knew I needed more fodder for the blog, so it lashed out at me this morning in the form of a belt buckle. Why yes, I *did* step on it & puncture a hole in my foot. And yes, it hurt. A lot. Thanks for asking. The kicker? It was my State Seal of Texas buckle. There’s got to be a joke or some irony in that somewhere. The additional humor came when I tried to hop to the bathroom, on my bad foot/ankle, not even thinking (DUH!) to just not put my heel down. Gimme a break, it was early. I had literally made three whole steps out of bed when this happened. By the way, I blame the cat. Sloth is somehow behind this. I just know it.