Wow, I have been very absent. Again. I swore it wouldn’t happen this time, not with this blog. But here we are. I can blame it on my “boring” life. I can pretend all I do is sit in my recliner and apply for jobs, and although I do that a lot I do other stuff, too. I saw Dwight Yoakam at the grocery store, sporting his trademark boots and skin-tight jeans. I went to California Adventure and Disneyland in the same week. I saw Pitch Perfect a week before it opened in the rest of the country. All in all, life in LA ain’t so bad. But as fun as all that is, I don’t really think it’s worth writing about. Maybe I’m wrong. At least in part, my goal with this blog was to document the glory of my ridiculousness. But if I’m not really out interacting with the general public, how can I truly embarrass myself? It’s not like spilling tacos down my shirt in front of Lazer is anything new, but if that had been in front of Dwight? NOTEWORTHY! Or if I had walked into a pole while at Disneyland. HILARIOUS! Maybe it just means I need a new shtick. Dunno.
As it stands, the only dumb thing I can think of that I’ve done lately is use base coat as top coat. Tame, right? But it really was driving me insane trying to figure out why my nails were chipping within hours. I was thinking up crazy explanations (California water?) and was going mad repainting them. And one day, voila! I realized I didn’t actually have two bottles of top coat. Oops.
Anyway, here’s a funny picture from Disneyland. And FYI, California Screamin’ is a bitchin’ rollercoaster.